superstar.

2008-10-25T00:58:00.003+08:00

Saturday 18th October
Eventful!
In the morning I woke up at 7.50 with my dad yelling "SYL WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN SCHOOL!"
I looked at my phone and groaned.
"Now..."
Anyway, rushed down to school (THANKS DADDY FOR SENDING ME ) and went to the choir room in my cool beachy dress and gold sandals.
Put on make-up and Aisha borrowed my dress to wear. I wore her blue sandals cause it didn't match the black polka dotted dress I lent. The strap snapped halfway and my mum's golden sandals strap was almost snapping too.
Hmm suspicious how everything I lent her broke
JOKING
Both of us emcee-ed for the LOWER SECONDARY TALENTIME!
We were damn awesome, before every class performed we would invent a line to say on the spot and made it funny and entertaining.
We rock good
The classes did Disney and Broadway, which are like two of my favourite things in the world
Mrs Goh wrote the sec threes a card for helping out with the show.
So sweet!
A few sec threes went down to help yesterday with ushering, lights&sound, backstage and emcee (me).

There were suppose to be majority of sec threes going down but like so many people were sick.
GET WELL SOON MIN-WEI AND YIANN!
After the concert we sat in the lobby eating madeleines and sugared bread from delifrance bought by Mrs Goh.
And camwhored with Char's sister's iMac

After that Jazzy, Char, Teri, Aisha, Jien and I went down to Raffles City and had potluck lunch.
We attempted to pretend that we were kidnapped but Char and Teri and Jien took so long to get their food that we gave up
I ate burger king and then went to the cute shop with all the Edward Monkton shop.
I think that's the most time I've ever said cute in one day.
EVERYTHING THERE IS SO ADORABLE.
After that Aisha, Jazzy and I went to the uber cool toilet and camwhored in the baby's room.
"Hey let's put the camera on this baby diaper changing thing!"
"Wait! What if a baby shitted on it before "
"... Ok never mind."

Heheheheh
Teri and Char left then
Rest of us went around sitting at random places on the floor camwhoring
So totally fun.

After that went to mother's shop to help.
Erica and Theo came down.
After Theo left, Erica stayed for dinner and we sent her (near) home with my uncle's van.
It's quite fun to sleep in it
There!

Wednesday 22nd October
Damn awesome seriously.
Had school in the morning duh-oh, after school had bio practical. DAMN HILARIOUS HAHAHA.
Mr Johari was demonstrating some experiment, then he had this syringe in his hand filled with YEAST-ALGINATE-WATER solution. Then he tried to let one drop out into this large measuring cylinder. And the syring was pointing toward Gladys.
PSSSSST.
"AHHHH OMG!"
Everyone screamed while Gladys looked stumped.
"EWWWWWWWWWWW OMGGGGG"
The solution had been sprayed onto Gladys' shirt and sleeve!
It was hilarious and smelly situation.
Super funny!
Gladys didn't even react when it squirted. Everyone else screamed. Then Mr Jo was like "Oh man I'm really sorry! First time in all my teaching years this happened"
Gladys (ever amiable) just said never mind and complained jokingly about the smell.
I you Gladypoo!
After that took a bus with her to her house and ate dinner at the cafe there.
So cool her condo has a cafe and a provision shop.
CONVENIENTTTT.
She went upstairs to her house to bathe and I sat at the cafe reading my book.
When she came down we headed over to Hwa Chong for their performance that Shameera, Joy chee, Valerie and Vanessa were in.
They were damn awesome seriously!
Shameera won BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS and Joy won BEST ACTRESS.
How cool can they get, both best actresses from SCGSSSSSS.
Congrats!
Erica, Minwei, Britt, Teri, Vera, Charlotte, Mayann, Pris, Dilys, Jesslyn, two Lauras, Nic Chua were also there. (sorry if i missed anyone!)
Like 20% of the audience were SC girls!

Met Maddy there (haven't seen you for ages!) with Amanda, and after the play we were suppose to go eat dinner but my parents didn't allow.
I like this font, it's so. Straight.
Anyway.
There was this guy who won the Best Actor award.
His name is Ho Yao Nian.
When his name was announced I was like "hmm. sounds familiar"
Then I realised the guy was from my primary school!
I went with Nadia to go look for him after everything ended cause he was from her French class, but he couldn't be found and we gave up.
Damn cool, what are the chances of that la.
I've been finding so many old friends lately.

Friday, October 24, 2008

This is the last chance to get it right.

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.
you rock hard.

Today woke up at like 12 (yes!) and then headed down to mother's shop and helped out.
At around 6.25 left to go Ca's house and went with her and Dee to some mall with a cinema at Balestier. We have no idea what that place is called hahaha
Watched HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.
It's seriously damn awesome. Though the storyline isn't really logical and not very interesting, the awesome dancing and songs make up for it.
My favourite song is The Boys Are Back.
By Zac Efron and Corbin Bleu.
ZAC EFRON IS EFFFFFFING HOT.

Look at him! Look at him and tell me he's not perfect! Vanessa so doesn't deserve him.
Oh well, I can only dream.
Wishing only wounds the heart
Anyway!
After the movie my parents picked me up and I went home.
Had fun while it lasted.
Sigh.

2008-10-11T20:47:00.003+08:00

TODAY.
Sc Open House aka MEGA FAILURE.
Went to school at like 10.30, rehearsed for Open House performance.
Performed at 12, screwed up.
Went for booth shift.
Took care of choir booth where we introduce choir to all the primary sixes.
Hung around.
Finished shift and bought lots of food that I didn't finish.
Went back up for another performance.
Stayed back for briefing and cleaning up of balloon-filled hall.
Complimented by Low Ay Nar and Elaine Lee for "singing passionately" (?)
Came to granny's ate dinner.
Using com now.
PROS-
Nezt year we;re doing a MUSICAL FOR OUR CHOIR PERFORMANCE.
COME WATCH IT'LL BE AWESOME!
I'll be emceeing for lower secondary talentime.
Bitches.
CONS-
Tired. Have to wash dishes.

Fun in the Sun-tosa

2008-10-11T20:40:00.002+08:00

TUESDAY.
Went to sentosa with Brittany, Teri, Mayann and Rachel.Met Erica, Charlotte and Issy at vivo when we left sentosa.
Left the house at like 10.50 to go Vivo.
I woke up late but I got there on time anyway :D
Forgot to bring my camera and plastic bags, but oh well.
So, on the train from Outram Park to HarbourFront met Mayann on the same train.
We got style :D
Went to Vivo and met Rachel, then they shopped while I went to buy drinks for ourselves.
Silly shopaholics.
After that Britt and Teri came.
Walked around a little then headed over to sentosa in the tram thing.
EXCITINGGGGGG.
Went to the luge, and Rachel Mayann and I sat on it once.
Britt and Teri didn't.
After that went to the mini part of Siloso that had those huge stadium steps things.
Played around, then went to the bigger part of Siloso.
Played touch rugby, camwhored, climbed trees, tanned, swam.
Rachel and I buried Mayann's shoes hehe
Then when it started drizzling we ran to shelter and forgot about it
Ran back to look for it and Britt tripped over it.
Ate food from 7-Eleven (instant noodles!) and just sat there and talked and camwhored.
Headed over to vivo to meet Erica.
There was this one metre pole.
Which I attempted to jump over.
And I fell.
YAY.
Falling is funner than I remembered.
I haven't fallen in years.
At vivo, Rachel left and Charlotte came.
Played in the arcade for a while.
Gay hobos.
Hehehe.
Then we went to adidas and Issy came too.
Played hopscotch.Camwhored.
Went to Diva and we all splurged :D
Then Teri Mayann and Charlotte left.
Then I left.
That's it!
It was fun.

2008-09-30T23:11:00.004+08:00

EXAMSSSSSSSSS.
Sigh.
Social Studies- It was ok laaa. First essay I wrote was quite good, but I got lazy by the time I started writing the second one so it was much sloppier :D
EL Paper 1- English compo was queer. Like letter writing was on a speech. I don't know the format for that, who does? I just wrote the date and "Speech for co-curricular activities" Compo was HAHA. I wrote it based on an episode of Drake and Josh. WHO SAYS TV ISN'T EDUCATIONAL HEH?
Literature- QUITE GOOD, HAPPY HAPPY. It was on my birthday anyway. Erica came over to my house and we mugged. All in all birthday sucked la.
History- The source based questions were ok, but short essays were sucky omg. I totally just crapped like crazy.
EMath- Quite ok, but there were two questions that no one knew how to do piss me off.
AMath- Better than expected considering I only started studying one day before the exam hehehe. Few questions I didn't know.
Chem- HAHAHA CONFIRM FAILLLLLLL.
CL 1- Compo was boring. I couldn't think at all hahaha just crapped.
CL3- Listening compre! Wow for once it was tricky?!?!?!

Today after school, aisha and i went to island to lunch. Suppose to study but ended up just talking and shooting star wars battleships at each other hahaha :D
After that she came my house.
OMG DAMN COOL.
SUPER COOL.
LIKE HER FRIEND JOEY FROM SJI.
HE'S FROM MY PRIMARY SCHOOL.
Then today I found out he was from my KINDERGARTEN, and he LIVES IN MY CONDO OMGWTFBBQ.
What a total coincidence right?!?!?!
Then we live in the same house unit which is #__-01
And his older sister is in Ngee Ann Poly mass com like MY SIS TOO.
That's so freaky and cool.
So three of us went down to the condo clubhouse and "studied".
Walked his dog.
Played in the playground.
I balance proooo.

Yesterday!
After amath and chem paper me, aisha and gladys went over to julie's house and played guitar hero!
DAMN FUN.
THANKS ALOT JULIEEEE!
We're totally addicted la.
Everyone is better than me dammit hahahahha :D

HARI RAYA TOMORROW.
I'm sorry blogger. I'll be abandoning you for xanga soon :D
xanga.com/thatwasrhetorical

2008-09-21T23:14:00.003+08:00

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
HEY LET'S START CALLING HER GILLY FROM NOW ON

HENRY VON TRATENBURG says:
WHY

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
CAUSE IT'S FUN

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
GILLY

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
GILLY GERMAINE

HENRY VON TRATENBURG says:
CHILLI

HENRY VON TRATENBURG says:
why nicknames!

HENRY VON TRATENBURG says:
hahaha

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
NONO GILLY

HENRY VON TRATENBURG says:
you can call her thattttttt

HENRY VON TRATENBURG says:
i'll just live my life the way i want it to be

HENRY VON TRATENBURG says:
DONT TRY AND CHANGE MY LIFE

HENRY VON TRATENBURG says:
hahahahha

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
NO

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
I AM THE ALL MIGHTY RULER

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
WHEN I SAY YOU CALL HER GILLY YOU DO IT.

HENRY VON TRATENBURG says:
TOO BAD

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
NO YOU DO OR I WILL SET THE RABID CHINCILLAS ON YOU

HENRY VON TRATENBURG says:
BRING IT ON

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
NOM NOM NOM HERE THEY COME NOM NOM NOM

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
THEY WILL EAT YOUR SOFA FROM THE INSIDE OUT

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
SO WHEN YOU SIT ON IT YOU WILL FALL IN AND HIT YOUR HEAD AND DIE OR GET RABIES

HENRY VON TRATENBURG says:
CHINCILLAS COME FROM SOFAS?

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
AND BECOME A RABID VAMPIRE

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
WHOOOOOOOO.

I'm flying high, defying gravity. says:
i'm so posting this on my blog

*names have been changed to protect privacy.

Funny conversation day.

2008-09-21T19:24:00.012+08:00

Today will be funny comversations day.
I'm hilarious.

[Oni] FUCK!
[Oni] I'm just about out of black ink
[Krypton] printer?
[Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators.

[guy1]I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on
[guy2]lol
[guy3]what?

whahahah fravec! I fucked your mother!!
<@Fravec> Dad, buzz off, I'm talking to friends here...
Comment: never teach your dad how to use IRC

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<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

[dude1]YOU ALL SUCK DICK
[dude1]er.
[dude1]hi.
[dude2]A common typo.
[dude1]the keys are like right next to each other.

[man1] they're all shit in my....WHAT THE FUCK?
[man1] it sounded like someone just tried to kick the door in
[man1] brb
[man1] i open the door
[man1]someone's lying there
[man2]wtf
[man1]they came to deliver a pizza leaflet
[man1]tripped up the step
[man1]smashed into the door
[man1]and fell over

(@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm
(@eliaz`medal): foot things
(@eliaz`medal): extensions
(@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet
(@eliaz`medal): 5 on each ::
(@eliaz`medal): :/
(@eliaz`medal): dunno name
(@Ched): toes?

[noob1]hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[noob1]********* see!
[noob2]hunter2
[noob2]doesnt look like stars to me
[noob1]*******
[noob1]thats what I see
[noob2]oh, really?
[noob1]Absolutely
[noob2]you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[noob2]haha, does that look funny to you?
[noob1]lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
[noob2]thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
[noob1]yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
[noob2]awesome!
[noob2]wait, how do you know my pw?
[noob1]er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
[noob2]oh, ok.

*credits to IRC

And finally,

Sylvia:	that face is so cute omg
Sylvia:	D:D:
Erica♥:
Sylvia:
Sylvia:	it's like, shock, disgust and mortification all mixed
Sylvia:	like OMG WHAT ARE THOSE TWO GIRLS DOING WITH THAT CUP.

2008-09-20T23:00:00.001+08:00

Supergirl.

2008-09-15T20:45:00.007+08:00

Oh noooooooooo.
I need to study.
So far I've only revised a little bit of amath and emath, and done SS chapter 6.
I don't even know why I'm on the stupid computer now.
I went for chem lecture after school and didn't understand anything.
Pissy shitz.
Today I had to go to school myself.
I could wake up, surprisingly, although i slept at 12.30.
Yesterday I just stayed at home and mugged.
I even cooked my own dinner, didn't leave the house at all.
HOUSE BOUND.

Day before I went to Esplanade library to study with Erica.
Oh man I love marshmallow chocolates.
After that went to my cousin's 21st birthday.
Felt kinda extra.

What can i do to make you love me?

ONE RED PAPERCLIP.

2008-09-07T21:57:00.004+08:00

ONEREDPAPERCLIP.COM
Go and be amazed.
I just read the book called One Red Paperclip.
It's about how this guy, Kyle Macdonald, got a red paperclip from his table, and wanted to trade it for something Bigger and Better and eventually get a house.
And he did.
Go read his story it's amazing.
He traded the paperclip for a wooden fish pen, for a doorknob with a smiley face, for a gas stove with fuel, for a generator, for an instant party, for a snowmobile, for a cube van, for one recording contract, for one year in Phoenix, for one afternoon with Alice Cooper, for a KISS snowglobe, for one movie role, for a house.
Now he's gonna trade the house, let's see for what

Dumbledore: Hello Severus. I need to borrow some wizard liquids.
Snape: I'm fresh out sir.
Dumbledore: How about enchanted juice?
Snape: Nope.
Dumbledore: What about expired gorilla's milk?
Snape:That has no medical properties sir.
Dumbledore: Au contraire Snape-adoodle! It's done a wonder on me bowels.

2008-09-06T23:32:00.003+08:00

Oh man.
I haven't blogged for eons.
This has been an unproductive holiday.
FAILLLLLLLLLLLL.
I shall work backwards.
TODAY
Went out at 11.45 for ballet, had ballet, blah blah.
Ate chicken rice (just the rice) with braised egg for lunch.
DIET AND ______.
Headed down to Suntec to meet my Auntie Jessie and Auntie Jeanne.
They wanted to get me a birthday present.
I was so stressed cause they wanted to get expensive stuff that I secretly wanted, but I felt really really bad, and they were making me choose.
And most of the stuff they picked for me weren't really my style :D
Anyway.
Watched Wall-E with Auntie Jessie and not-so-baby cousins, Timmy and Ollie.
It's soooooo adorable.
You just cannot hate Wall-E.
After the movie I rushed down to Chinese Garden Mrt in new slippers (aka blisters) to meet my dad to go to my granny's for early mooncake festival celebration.
Ate porridge with egg D:
And cake and soft soft mooncake.
Darn ______.
YESTERDAY
Went out to meet Aisha and Gladys in the morning at Jurong Entertainment.
Went to the arcade to meet them, then walked to the library.
I can't post much about the library, it's a secret :D
But it was rather unproductive.
Oh who'm I kidding.
I barely did anything.
During lunch I was starving, so I went to buy corn to share with Aisha.
Couldn't eat the whole thing.
Went to Macs and bought nugget meal.
Aisha had to help me cut the nuggets with a plastic knife into nail-sized bits.
Lunch = FAIL.
Just ate mashed potatoes and candyfloss for lunch.
Darn ______.
THURSDAY
Woke up in the morning went down to the dentist and got BRACES.
That's what all those blanks are :D
Green and black!
They didn't hurt at first, so I managed to eat a waffle.
Went down to Wisma and met Aisha and Gladys and shopped ;D
Measured for a new school uniform.
Eh... That's it.
OH.
Went for ballet.
NUTCRACKER REHEARSAL.
Fail.
Ok, so I'm a soldier.
And we're split into two groups.
Cast A and B.
Coincidentally all the A people were from SOTA cause they're all super tall.
I was in B (duh).
The teacher taught A, and said B learn and follow too.
A got everything right.
B failed badly.
There was this girl who kept turning right.
I told her to turn left like 4 times, she didn't get it.
When I showed her where her left was, she was like "Oh you mean right?"
I was like O_O
I knew what to do cause I paid attention.
Stupid inattentive people.
I think I'm the oldest there.
NOOOOOOOBSSSS.
After the rehearsal they were all complaining about how the teacher focused on the SOTA girls and not us.
It's not his fault that B people are inattentive, or the SOTA girls are just really tall and pick up steps easier.
My group's timing failed badly.
I think some people even got kicked out.
Oh well.
REST OF HOLIDAYS
I was sick.

I don't want to go back to school.

2008-08-01T17:20:00.001+08:00

Oh my I haven't blogged for so long :D
K, today had a Social Studies test.
It was ok, considering I went home and didn't study.
Yesterday night I was soooooooo tired I went home and slept.
Like straight away.
Today!
After school I went to the primary school music room with min wei and jazzy to teach the primary school noob choir the national day dance haha.
They can't tell right from left.
I actually asked them "Ok raise your right hand! Where's your right!"
Noobzzzzz.
Yesterday went out with Aisha after school to study.
Day before went out with mayann and rachel for lunch.
Aiya can't be bothered to blog.

2008-07-24T23:35:00.002+08:00

[11:36:45 PM] perios11@hot: heya
[11:36:50 PM] Easy Street;: um hi
[11:37:06 PM] perios11@hot: i'm ryan
[11:37:10 PM] perios11@hot: from nyp
[11:37:14 PM] perios11@hot: saw ur frenster
[11:37:37 PM] Easy Street;: um ngee ann or nanyang?
[11:37:46 PM] perios11@hot: nanyang
[11:37:50 PM] Easy Street;: oh.
[11:37:56 PM] Easy Street;: so you randomly added me?
[11:38:08 PM] perios11@hot: yeap
[11:38:19 PM] Easy Street;: oh.
[11:38:22 PM] perios11@hot: nice pics....esp like ur hair
[11:38:29 PM] Easy Street;: haha ok thanks
[11:38:37 PM] perios11@hot: is it naturally?
[11:38:40 PM] Easy Street;: yeah
[11:38:52 PM] perios11@hot: so its like frizzly like?
[11:39:01 PM] Easy Street;: yeah kinda
[11:39:19 PM] perios11@hot: like u got sure loadsa hair lehz
[11:39:34 PM] Easy Street;: yeah.
[11:39:41 PM] perios11@hot: lolz.....easy to manage?
[11:40:30 PM] Easy Street;: no not really
[11:40:45 PM] perios11@hot: kaez...so u in dance or wad cca?
[11:41:38 PM] Easy Street;: um choir
[11:41:49 PM] perios11@hot: ooh....okie
[11:41:56 PM] perios11@hot: so u haf d voice den? ;)
[11:42:09 PM] Easy Street;: huh?
[11:42:15 PM] perios11@hot: good voice la
[11:42:16 PM] perios11@hot: lolz
[11:42:58 PM] Easy Street;: oh
[11:42:59 PM] Easy Street;: i dunno
[11:43:12 PM] perios11@hot: ur d one on d left correct?
http://www.friendster.com/photos/23503102/1/879749116
[11:44:09 PM] Easy Street;: um yeah
[11:44:21 PM] perios11@hot: u dun look 15 lor!
[11:45:12 PM] perios11@hot: still young n sweet! :)
[11:46:25 PM] Easy Street;: um haha ok thanks?
[11:46:35 PM] In a league: how tall r u?
[11:46:39 PM] Easy Street;: um
[11:46:40 PM] Easy Street;: 162
[11:46:53 PM] In a league: ookiez.....happy wif ur weight?
[11:47:02 PM] Easy Street;: um
[11:47:08 PM] Easy Street;: why're you asking weird questions?
[11:47:33 PM] In a league: sorri then
[11:47:36 PM] In a league: no offence
[11:48:53 PM] In a league: u r a nite owl kinda gal?
[11:49:17 PM] Easy Street;: i guess?
[11:49:30 PM] In a league: u mus b attached?
[11:49:35 PM] Easy Street;: no
[11:49:41 PM] In a league: oh
[11:49:52 PM] In a league: tats surprising
[11:50:04 PM] Easy Street;: really?
[11:50:34 PM] In a league: erm yah....cos like ur a likeable kinda gal
ma
[11:50:59 PM] Easy Street;: oh ok thanks i guess
[11:51:13 PM] In a league: hw mani ex u had?
[11:51:22 PM] Easy Street;: um none?
[11:51:31 PM] In a league: uh...lolz
[11:51:44 PM] In a league: u rejected guys who approached?
[11:51:51 PM] Easy Street;: yeah i guess
[11:51:57 PM] In a league: wat..hahah
[11:52:04 PM] In a league: they realli tat bad ar?
[11:52:13 PM] Easy Street;: um no
[11:52:19 PM] Easy Street;: i'm not into relationsihps
[11:52:23 PM] Easy Street;: *relationships
[11:52:33 PM] In a league: oh..u oso nt into relationships
[11:52:43 PM] In a league: scared guys break ur heart?
[11:53:13 PM] Easy Street;: no
[11:53:28 PM] In a league: then ur a goodie goodie gal la? haha
[11:53:41 PM] Easy Street;: no
[11:53:53 PM] In a league: ookiez
[11:54:08 PM] In a league: so wld u say u haf high standards for guys
den? lol
[11:54:30 PM] Easy Street;: um i don't know
[11:54:36 PM] Easy Street;: why're you asking such random weird
questions?
[11:54:42 PM] Easy Street;: dude, i don't even know you
[11:55:07 PM] In a league: yeah well jus chatting ma
[11:56:46 PM] In a league: fiesty eh
[11:57:07 PM] In a league: u sure ur d gal in dat pic?
[11:57:15 PM] Easy Street;: um yeah?
[11:57:28 PM] In a league: cos she dun loook fiesty ma
[11:58:03 PM] Easy Street;: looks can be deceiving
[11:58:13 PM] In a league: true true
[11:58:26 PM] In a league: but can a smile deceive too?
[11:59:24 PM] Easy Street;: um.
[11:59:25 PM] Easy Street;: i guess
[11:59:47 PM] In a league: wen u smile u look like a fren of mine
[11:59:54 PM] Easy Street;: oh ok
[12:00:00 AM] In a league: yeah yeah
[12:00:19 AM] In a league: u do ani sports?
[12:00:27 AM] Easy Street;: um
[12:00:28 AM] Easy Street;: use to
[12:00:44 AM] In a league: so wad happen nw? too tired from sch?
[12:01:06 AM] Easy Street;: um no
[12:01:13 AM] Easy Street;: ballet
[12:01:38 AM] In a league: ooh
[12:01:41 AM] In a league: ur in ballet
[12:01:51 AM] In a league: tats like hard to tell
[12:01:56 AM] Easy Street;: really.
[12:02:13 AM] In a league: yes yes...erm cos i tot ballet ppl r skinny
or slim
[12:03:11 AM] Easy Street;: oh, and i'm not skinny?
[12:03:18 AM] In a league: erm erm oops
[12:03:40 AM] In a league: well all i can say is
[12:03:47 AM] In a league: ur nt skinny..which is goood
[12:03:53 AM] In a league: and ur not fat!
[12:04:08 AM] In a league: dunno but like i wun say ur slim
[12:04:14 AM] In a league: but ur just rite
[12:04:23 AM] Easy Street;: ok...
[12:04:46 AM] In a league: yeah and i tink gals just rite look much
better than slim or skinny onez
[12:06:50 AM] In a league: hope ur nt insulted by me nt sayin ur slim
ar...haha
[12:07:44 AM] Easy Street;: k gotta go bye
[12:07:50 AM] perios11@hotmail.com has been blocked

wtf?!
Hahahha he's some random guy who added me.
Another one -.-
Monday party!
So fun!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERICA TERI AND SARAH!
It was awesome, we played "I have never" when everyone came.
And we camwhored like crazy.
Photos on friendster!

2008-07-20T18:47:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERICA YOUNG,
MY BESTEST BUDDY FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.
I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.
You rock like crazy, Happy Fifteenth Birthday!

2008-07-19T18:29:00.002+08:00

Taylor the Latte Boy - Kristin Chenoweth

There's a boy who works at Starbucks
Who is very inspirational.
He is very inspirational because of many things.

I come in at 8:11, and he smiles and says, "How are you?"
When he smiles and says, "How are you?"
I could swear my heart grows wings!

So today at 8:11
I decided I should meet him
I decided I should meet him
In a proper formal way.

So today at 8:11 when he smiled and said "How are you?"
I said "Fine, and my name’s Kristin"
And he softly answered, "Hey."
And I said "My name is Kristin, and thank you for the extra foam…"

And he said his name was Taylor,
Which provides the inspiration for this poem:

Taylor the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him…

So I’d like to get my nerve up
To recite my poem musical.
He would like the fact it’s musical
Because he plays guitar.
So today at 8:11, Taylor told me he was playing
In a band down in the village in the basement of a bar.

And he smoothly flipped the lever to prepare my double latte,
But for me he made it triple! And he didn’t think I knew
But I saw him flip the lever, and for me he made it triple,
And I knew that triple latte meant that Taylor loved me too!
I said, "What time are you playing? And thank you for the extra skim…"
He said, "Keep the $3.55," because this triple latte was on him.

Taylor the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him…

I used to be the kind of girl who'd run when love rushed toward her.
But finally a voice whispered "Love can be yours, if you step up to the counter, and order."

Taylor, the latte boy
Bring me java, bring me joy
Oh Taylor the latte boy
I love him, I love him, I love him.

So many years my heart has waited,
Who’d have thought that love could be so caffeinated?
Taylor, the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him.
I love him, I love him, I love him.

The Girl in 14G - Kristin Chenoweth
Just moved in to 14G
So cozy, calm, and peaceful
Heaven for a mouse like me
With quiet by the lease-full
Pets are banned, parties too,
And no solicitations.
Window seat with garden view
A perfect nook to read a book
I’m lost in my Jane Austen when I hear

[Dramatic opera]

Say it isn’t so
Not the flat below
From an opera wanna be
In 13G
A matinee of some cantata
Wagner’s Ring
And Traviata

[Dramatic opera]

My first night in 14G
I’ll put up with Puccini
Brew myself a cup of tea
Crochet until she’s fini
Half past eight
Not a peep
Except the clock tick-tockin’
Now I lay me down to sleep
A comfy bed to rest my head
A stretch, a yawn, I’m almost gone when

[Scatting noisily]

Now the girl upstairs
[Laughs]
Wakes me unawares
Blowing down from 15G
Her revelly
She’s scattin like her name is Ella
Guess who answers a cappella?

[escalating transitions between scatting and opera]

I’m not one to
Raise my voice
Make a fuss
Or speak my mind
But might I query
Would you mind if
Could you kindly

STOP!
That felt good
STOP!

13, 15, 14G
A most unlikely trio
Not quite three part harmony

All day and night we're singing
[All three sing]

I've had my fill of peace and quiet
Shout out loud, "I've changed my diet!"
All because of
14G

As you can tell, I'm crazy over her. I love broadway.
Today!
Went out with Erica for lunch at cine, had Billy Bombers again.
Nom nom nom.
After that went for ballet late cause she made me haha :D
So tired.
My parents aren't in Singapore hoorah :D
Tomorrow going out with Erica and Issy after my ballet ends at 2.
Best friends foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Yesterday.
Secret till tomorrow :D
Mmmmmm.
Nothing much happened, but alot of things changed.

2008-07-15T18:59:00.002+08:00

I LOVE KRISTIN CHENOWETH.
She's my new idol.
Omg she's sooooooooo amazing.
She's the girl who's acting as Olive in Pushing Daisies?

She has an AMAZING voice, and she can act so well!
Like even though her talking voice is squeaky, but her singing is FABULOUS.

ISN'T THAT SO CUTE AND FUNNY OMG.
Listen to the lyrics!
This is really sweet and amazing.

I want to be just like her when I grow up.
MY IDOLLLLL.

2008-07-11T23:52:00.002+08:00

Finally I'm posting heh heh.
Well, I've had a rather uneventful week, I'll go backwards.
Today I had SS Comparison Test after school, then A math quiz.
After that I stayed back for A math remedial.
YESSSS I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND PARTIAL FRACTIONS NOWWWWWW.
PWNZXZXZX.
After that my mum sent me and Aisha to Suntec where we were trying to find a cake for her mum's birthday.
Happy Birthday Aisha's Mummy :D
Anyway, we had quite alot of fun walking around aimlessly and sticking our hand in the world's largest fountain.
Then we went to International Plaza at Tanjong Pagar to find cake, but we fail.
So Aisha left.
Heh.
I had good NYDC dinner.
NOM NOM NOM.
Yesterday!
Played touch rugby.
My class totally pwnzxzxz at touch rugby, we're the best touch rugby class la.
After school I went with Richard to Island for FREEE SCOOOP!
Met Aisha and Chelsea and Nicole lee there.
Richard was being really retarded cause Shan wee was there and she kept whining when he was leaving.
Sha and her wanted to take photo with him.
Then when sha finally got the courage to go take a photo Rachel didn't want to anymore.
Hahaha :D
I took the photo for them.
I met Amanda there.
Day before!
BIO TEST=FAILLLLLLLLLLL.
I think I did real bad.
Oh well.
Monday and tuesday I was sick and didn't go to school, so I got to miss the lit test :D
Yessss.

I'm so pissed at my ballet school, I'm not taking the bloody exam this year fucking assholes.
I know every fucking step in the syllabus.
>:|
Pffffft.
Oh well. I love ballet anyway.
I WANT TO GO FOR SINGFEST.

2008-06-29T22:29:00.006+08:00

CHOIR CONCERT 2008
On the Wings of Song.

I LOVE CHOIR OMFG BLOODY HELL IT'S THE MOST AWESOMEST THING IN MY LIFE.

The choir concert was totally totally awesome.
I was damn enthu hahaha.
I got lots of flowers!
Thank you Erica Issy Maddy Tianyi Nicole lee Priscilla Michelle Tee and other people who gave me pretty flowers :D

I thought the concert would totally fail, apparently not.
I had sooooo much fun.
After the concert I went out with erica and maddy to Macs at serene.

Saw Dilys Caryl Joy Jesslyn Nicole Chua there.

K, the concert first started off with Malay songs with us dancing malay stuff.
Then we did this European section where we were wearing stupid costumes.
Then was Tribal section. I looked really natural in the tribal costume cause of my hair. I look like a cat omg.
Last section was Country! It was the funnest. In this picture, if you look closely I'm the one in the middle raising my arm. Sorry it's so dark :(

CHOIR GIRLS: I WANT PICTURES!

2008-06-20T23:41:00.002+08:00

We got crazy in our blood.

I love choirrrrr.
We go damn bloody crazy.
We skip all the way to the toilet.
We run and click our heels all the way to the canteen.
We scream and sing loud "Hairspray" songs on the way to the choir room.
We link arms and attempt to out-skip each other.
Super.
PLEASE COME WATCH OUR CONCERT.
It's awesome.

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms.

Intensive training.

2008-06-18T21:15:00.003+08:00

CHOIR.
EVERY DAY, MONDAY TO SATURDAY, 8 TO 5.
intenseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Haha.
So tiring.
But it's quite fun sometimes though.
I went out shopping for props with Mrs Wang yesterday while everyone was mugging-singing :D
I went her house too!
Awesome right :D
Today wasn't as fun thought, but I still love choir.
SO FUN TO SING AND SHOUT AND SCREAM DAMN LOUDLY AT RANDOM SONGS NICOLE AND JESSLYN PLAY ON THE PIANO.
Awesomezxzxzx.
I can't wait for the concert, and Maddy's party.
Shit I still have history test to study for :(

Your Name: Sylvia.
Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Shania Twain.
Song: She will be loved.
4 letter word: Star.
Color: Sepia? Sierra.
Animal: Sock puppet :D Starfish.
TV Show: Spongebob Squarepants!
Country: Saudi Arabia.
Boy Name: Samuel.
Girl Name: Samantha.
Occupation: Singer.
Celebrity: Shia Labeouf.
Food: Sushi.
Reason for Being Late: Stuck doing housework/ Sick.
You shout!: SUPERCALLIFRAGILISTICEXPIALLIDOCIOUS.

-

1.Do you burp in front of guys/girls?
I use to haha, now I silently do it.

2. Do you have a crush?
Nope.

3. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Nope.

4. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty/handsome for a guy/girl?
Nope.

5. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
I don't think I've ever watched a romantic movie.

6.Do you want to have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Nope.

7 . Do you consider making out "un-ladylike"?
No?

8 .On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping?
8?

9. Do you think lip-gloss is the best?
Rather.

10. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
Haha, I can always go on sidereel.com

11 . How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
20 minutes? Brush teeth change clothes pack bag and all.

12 . Do you like soccer boys/model girls?
Nope.

13. Is pink the best color in the world?
No?

14. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy/gal?
No.

15. Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself ?
Lots.

16. Do you want to confess your love but are too shy?
No.

17. Do you like to wear pants for guys/dresses for gals?
Yup.

18. How many siblings do you have?
One.

19. Do you considered yourself emo?
No.

20. If you have a crush, would you go up and admit to the person?
I don't think so.

21. Are shoes your weakness?
Not really.

22. Is chocolate your best friend?
Haha, far from being.

23. Do you like to paint your nails?
Yes :D

24. What is your crush first name/surname?
No.

25. On a scale of 1-10 how many timesdo you look in the mirror a day?
Yuck why's this permanently italic. About 8?

26. Are your nails long and pretty?
Yup :D

27. How often do you wear high heels?
Unless I'm made to.

28. Would you rather go to a sports event or go shopping?
I think shopping.

29. Would you rather go to a rock concert or prepare yourself for a party??
Party.

30. Would you rather listen to music or dance to music?
Dance.

2008-06-11T22:24:00.000+08:00

2008-06-11T16:00:00.003+08:00

I'm so addicted to this song now.

Well, yesterday went out around 1+ to meet Erica Jewel Theo Gid Gerald Keith at Cine.
Hahaha I'm sorry Ca, we wore the almost same thing :D
Watched KungFu Panda and played Bomberman :D
I suck at Bomberman wtf.
Then I left cause my mum.
Now I'm grounded till the end of the holidays wtf cause i supposedly didn't tell her that i was going out.
And i did, TWICE.
Erica was even there when i told her.

2008-06-10T01:51:00.002+08:00

I feel demoralised :(

Haha omg i've been working at my mum's shop the past few days with Erica.
So fun camwhoring and prank calling and being high/bored in general.
Tomorrow going out with Erica Jewel Theo Gid Keith Gerald ( i think that's all.)
I can't sleep :(
It's 1.52 am.

2008-06-05T12:30:00.003+08:00

Omg I'm in Hong Kong now.
Haha.
I left on Monday early morning.
Shopping!
And helping my mum :)
Mostly shopping!
So fun.
Yesterday night i had food poisoning wtfffffff.
Evil eggtart.
Hurling into a bag.
Omg i realise.
I type like I'm writing a poem.
:O
Oh well.
Going back to Singapore tonight, reaching about 1?
Yes :D

got this quiz from my childhood friend sharon.

#1 if your lover betray you, what would your reaction be ?
Haha what a dumb question. i would get real pissed but you know, relationships at this age? pfft.
#2 if you could have a dream come true what would it be ?
Be rich and happy. Duhhhh.
#3 can you live without money?
If the world didn't revolve arund it.
#4 are you sure of your life goal ?
Yessssss.
#5 whats your ideal lover ?
Someone who loves me for who i am.
#6 which is more blessed ?
This question seems familiar hmm. I guess being loved.
#7 if the person you like does not accept you, would u continue to wait or change his/her feelings?
Depends on the situation.
#8 if you and your friend fall for the same person, what would u do ?
Let the guy decide himself.
#9 what do you wish to have but will never get it ever?
Haha to go back in time!
#10 what do u want most in life ?
Eh. My wishes to come true :D
#11 is being tagged fun ?
Um not really.
#12 how do u see yourself in the future as well as career ?
Huh? The question confuses me.
#13 who is currently the most important person to u ?
Best friends.
#14 what kind of person do you think the person has tagged u is ?
I don't know?
#15 would u rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Married but poor and happy.
#16 what is the first thing u do every morning ?
Try not to fall back asleep.
#17 would u give it all in a relationship ?What kind of relationship at what age.
#18 if u fall in love with two ppl simultaneously, who would u pick ?
I wouldn't.
#19 what kinds of frens do u like ?
Those who listen to what i say.
#20 if u played a prank on someone, and he/she fall for the trick, what would you do?
Laugh?

Hahah omg the quiz is so boring.

2008-05-31T22:25:00.003+08:00

Today went out with Erica Jewel Theo and Gideon.
Went to Raffles City at one, wtf i was the earliest and no one was there.
Then i was walking around and my bloody shoe strap snapped :O
Erica came then we walked around looking for flips flops to buy for me.
Couldn't find any, so we went to the Marketplace and bought superglue :D
Sat down in the drinks section and fixed my shoe.
Erica was so freaked out bout touching the super glue haha :D
"Don't touch it it BURNSSS!"
Then Theo and Gid came.
Walked around aimlessly for a while, then sat down at The Pizza Place and had lunch.
Wtffffffffff i felt so extra when Erica went to buy food I turned to Theo and Gid and was like " i can write with my left hand. I'm better than you :D"
Then their faces were totally like wtfffff.
Hahahaha :D
Jewel came, then we sat there talking a while.
Then we took a train to Dhoby Gaut and played pool.
Omfg i'm damn awesome :D
If i didn't keep hitting the 8 ball in >:|
After that we went to plaza and Theo and Gid left.
Three of us went to the arcade.
DDR is spoilt wth!
We played supermario racing and i PWNZZZZ.
Then we went to FOX and Jewel and Ca bought tops, then went to Action City cause Jewel needed to get a present for her cousin.
She's going Click Five concert!
Lucky :(
I went to Erica's house after that to have dinner.
Baby just hates me to the guts :(

2008-05-30T13:11:00.003+08:00

I don't know why, but I'll post pictures of trees.

Then I'll post pictures of the pictures I took when i went out.

Then I'll post pictures of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

I love Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
It's so cute.

2008-05-28T16:49:00.004+08:00

Today!
Went out with Aisha and Brittany.
Went to Vivo!
Britt and I caught the 10.30 AM movie of Accuracy of Death.
It's so funny and sweet and awesome :D
I love Takeshi Kaneshiro.
He's so cute.
Then we walked around the shops trying on clothes.
I took super long to fix my screwy hair.
After that we went to eat at Superdog and then we went to the ARCADE.
We all para para-ed.
Brish needs practice ;D
Then we went home.
Love you Brish and Ish :D

On a weirder note;
syl: wtf i bit my lip in the shower
tianyi: cuz i think it suits what im feeling
syl: now it's bleeding
tianyi: i punched my own dick before.
syl: wtf too much info.
tianyi: mine didnt bleeed.....
syl: but yet it makes me strangely curious
syl: why'd you punch your dick!
tianyi: it was a mistake.
tianyi: haha wtf
syl: i wonder where you could be aiming to be
able to make a mistake like that doof :D

2008-05-28T01:14:00.003+08:00

Today
Went to school at 9.30 to do choir stuff with aisha.
Top secret :D
After that we went to plaza and had macs.
We talked ALOT.
PINKY SWEAR BUDDYYYYY :D
Hahaha wtf :D
Then she came my house.
We were playing at the slope at the mrt station hee hee sliding up and down.
Then went to my condo playground.
Sorry sha i didn't know you hated sand!
Then came up.
WHOA OMG THEN THERE WERE THESE HUGEEEEEE INSECTS LIKE I SWEAR A MILLION OF THEM FLYING AROUND OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WTF.
I was sooooo freaked out.
Serious there were SOOOO MANY.
All swarming from the like 5th level to the sky.
Damn scary.
Then sha went home :(
Haha it felt like there was alot to blog about, apparently not.

2008-05-24T19:05:00.003+08:00

Yesterday!
LAST DAY OF SCHOOOOOOL.
After school i went to see the doctor's at the polyclinic about my back which has been hurting since what, April?
Then i went to plaza sing to meet Erica Caryl Britt Nadia and Small Boy.
I waited around for them to finish their movie then we went to the arcade and played ddr once.
Nadia left :(
Then we went to funan the IT mall cause britt wanted to get a present for her friend.
After that we went to peninsula and walked around then Britt and Small Boy left.
Carly and Ca and i went to Raffles City and Carly left and me and Ca ate at the Pizza Place.
She treated me cause i had no money :D
THANKS CA!
I reached home at 10, bathed then.

I PACKED MY ROOM :O
Isn't that so shocking!
I don't even know why, i just felt like it.
Haha :D

All in all, a not so eventful last day of school.
Haha when school ended we all screamed and i shouted 'What time is it!'
And judith and nicole shouted "SUMMER TIME!"
everyone else who didn't say it is a NOOB.

i'm not a gunbound/maple freak cause i say noob okay :(

Trinity Choral Examination.

2008-05-22T18:42:00.003+08:00

Today my choir had our Trinity Choral Examination in school during choir.
This guy called Mr Parkhouse came down to SC to be the abjdicator for our exam.
We sang Salve Regina (sacred boring italian piece that i hate.), Kashiri (emo korean war song that is awesome) and Irama Belia (super sweet and fun malay song).
And I think.

WE TOTALLY ACED ITTTTT!
HOW AWESOMELY SHIT IS THAT.
THE GUY EVEN SAID WE WERE FANTASTIC!

Although we were a little pitchy, i think we did REALLY WELL.
Compared to our italy competition we were much better.
And imagine, we got a GOLD DIPLOMA for italy.
But the exam is like we choose which cert we want to go for; Bronze Silver or Gold.
Then we take the exam and the examiner will give us pass merit distinction or fail.
I think we totally got distinction :D

DAVID COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
How awesome is that!
He's soooo much better than Archuleta.
A' is so fakeeee.
Everyone thinks he's so innocent and pure.
For heaven's sake he's a seventeen year old American boy.
How innocent can he get.
The fifteen year old guys i know aren't even that pure or innocent.

Anyway.
Tuesday and Thursday were enrichment days too.
I went for Aerospace and Pilot Training.
It's kinda boring.
I don't even take physics so half the time i'm sitting there like huh trying not to fall asleep.
The flight simulation is fun though!
We flew a virtual plane on the computer.
Crashing isn't nearly as fun as flying properly :D
The second day we had an Air Race where we start from this airport and fly to one destination and when we reach there we're given another map to fly to another destination.
I was pilot, Vicki was co-pilot and Jien was the geographer :D
We got FOURTH!
or was it fifth.
Anyway, we're still awesome considering we weren't listening at all when he first started explaining the rules and all.
When we starter flying we had to reset the flight 6 times cause we were damn lost.
;D

bumblebee bumblebee WASP.

2008-05-19T21:51:00.000+08:00

i love you issy and ca!

yeah omg SLEEPOVERS ARE AWESOME.
on friday i had indian dance module in school.
it was soooo fun haha but it made my legs hurt.
cause apparently the basic step in indian dance is actually the ballet plie step, which is also the basic in ballet.
but it's harder than it looks.
i got a free sarong! :D
purrrrple.

after school i went to erica's house alone, and i waited for her at her house while she went for her gay avian flu pre-trip module :D
i used her com, then issy came over.
we chose clothes for her and issy and i changed, then we left the house for plaza sing.
we rushed down there and watched What Happens In Vegas, with Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz.
it's SO hilarious :D
my mum was being super nice that day :D
even my sis agrees.
After having dinner at the orchard hawker centre, we went over to Erica's house to pick up contact lens cases and solution.
then we headed to issy's in a cab for...
SLEEPOVER!!!!!
i'm totally in love with issy's house.
and dogs :D
it's so peacefullll.
even though we were kinda tired we still managed to get kinda high.
she has SWINGS in her house for heaven's sake!
how awesome is that!
we even climbed up to the roof of this storage shed thing and lay there looking at the stars for two hours.
it was filthy.
i swear my feet were still dirty the next day.
then we bathed and went to sleep.
next morning ca and i woke up to go to school for drama and choir respectively.
she was late :D

omg, it's totally official that 1.5 over 3 of the teachers detest me in choir.
the 1 is mrs yogee.
the .5 is mrs goh.
haha i can't be bothered about details.

CHOIR CONCERT "ON THE WINGS OF SONG"
28TH JUNE
2.30PM: $15
7.30pm: $15 / $20
COME WATCH!

after choir i went home then went vivocity.
mum and sis went shopping while dad and i watched Drillbit Taylor
i bought a pretty tube dress from fox!
i've been eyeing that one for days.
today was a gay day.
i sat at home using the com and rotting away.
haha.
yesterday i had double ballet.
FINALLY did pointe after like, a year or something.
after that i went to my aunt's house for family barbecue.
i had fun swimming and playing with the 10++ babies there.
i guess :D

oh well!
tomorrow i'll be having aerospace and pilot training in school, wtf.

2008-05-19T21:13:00.001+08:00

Grandfather Paradox :

Time travel is impossible as exemplified by the famous grandfather paradox. Imagine you build a time machine. It is possible for you to travel back in time, meet your grandfather before he produces any children (i.e. your father/mother) and kill him. Thus, you would not have been born and the time machine would not have been built, a paradox.

Perhaps the craziest of the time travel paradoxes was cooked up by Robert Heinlein in his classic short story "All You Zombies."

A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they are forced to surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time travelers corps." Both of them enter a time machine, and the bartender drops off the drifter in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan woman, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops off the baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together, becomes a respected and elderly member of the time travelers corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.

The question is: Who is Jane's mother, father, grandfather, grand mother, son, daughter, granddaughter, and grandson? The girl, the drifter, and the bartender, of course, are all the same person. These paradoxes can made your head spin, especially if you try to untangle Jane's twisted parentage. If we drawJane's family tree, we find that all the branches are curled inward back on themselves, as in a circle. We come to the astonishing conclusion that she is her own mother and father! She is an entire family tree unto herself.

how totally awesomely confusing is this shit.

2008-05-14T22:35:00.000+08:00

wtffffffff.
wtfffffffffffffffffffff.
bloody hell stupid miss ong god i hate her like crazy.
now i can't perform in the sba dance anymore.
wtf.
god.

WHY DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

2008-05-12T22:01:00.000+08:00

i pwn tian yi.
hehehe.
i played hexic and tic tac toe with him.
at hexic, when he was at 6500 points, i was at 31750.
hahaha :D
at tictactoe, he lost four games to me that we could have drawed.
he's so lousy.

oh man i want to go to maddy's party on the 21st!
i dunno whether my mum'll let me.
i did well for my chem and bio tests but not my amath.
sheeeeznit.
saturday night!
had a barbecue and issy and erica came over.
issy and i went swimming.
had fun :D
was super tired...
stupid ballet teacher says i either do the dance or don't do the dance.
so i either have to choose ballet or choir.
frankly i rather choose choir.
this'll be my last choir concert okay :(
HOLS COMING!
haha so stupid for enrichment week i'm doing indian dance course and aerospace training course.
I WANT TO BLOODY DO CONFECTIONARYYYYY.
i want to cook!
stupid shit.
past week my parents weren't in singapore.
i went out with maddy and erica to billy bombers at clarke quay to study and went to watch rjc concert.
haha last week was a drama week.
oh well.

tired.

2008-05-09T18:59:00.001+08:00

so cute :D

2008-05-09T18:00:00.000+08:00

Created by OnePlusYou

HOW AWESOME IS THAT.

2008-05-04T21:21:00.000+08:00

haha i was looking through my archives and i found this:

random indian guy who added me on msn.
[6:43:02 PM] ♥ all i want: hello
[6:43:13 PM] ♥ all i want: who're you?
[6:43:45 PM] Rehan Joli: hi
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[6:45:31 PM] Rehan Joli: nothing
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[6:45:48 PM] ♥ all i want: where'd you get my email from
[6:46:14 PM] Rehan Joli: only i search
[6:46:39 PM] Rehan Joli: i don't know how come your addres
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[6:48:43 PM] Rehan Joli: some photo
[6:48:49 PM] Rehan Joli: actress
[6:48:58 PM] ♥ all i want: actress photo?
[6:48:58 PM] Rehan Joli: tell me some about your self
[6:49:05 PM] ♥ all i want: what actress photo
[6:49:33 PM] Rehan Joli: some funny, sexy and hot photo
[6:49:39 PM] ♥ all i want: oh okay.
[6:49:53 PM] ♥ all i want: hey you know there's this guy annoying me,
what should i tell him
[6:50:36 PM] Rehan Joli: i don't know
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[6:51:17 PM] Rehan Joli: ok
[6:51:21 PM] Rehan Joli has been blocked

HAHAHAHA so hilarious!
:D
my parents aren't in singapore hehee.
yesterday went out with erica and issy for lunch, then they came up to fort canning a while to study but it was too hot for them.
haha then they went to ps and i went down after ballet.
day before that went for lunch with tria dwi and ca.

LABOUROUS DAY.

2008-05-01T23:25:00.000+08:00

haha omg today was awesome fun.
erica came over to my house!
at first we met at jurong entertainment centre, where we bought lots of cup corn and cotton candy and tutukueh and played at the dumbass arcade.
then we came to my house.
she watched tv while i watched avatar on the com.
i'm like obsessed over it it's so funny and nice!
sorry ca!
then we went down and SWAM!
and studied.
but mostly SWAM!
we were doing weird stuff like the soulja boy in the pool :D
we videoed ourselves.
then we went to my block and did the soulja boy dance again.
lots of times cause she couldn't get it right.
then came up here and bathed and cooked dinner YUM YUM.
then she went home :(
LOVE YOU CAAAAAAA.

2008-04-30T23:27:00.001+08:00

YEAH OMG I CAN PERFORM IN BOTH CONCERTS!!!!!!!
kay, cause there're two casts for the ballet concert, a and b.
i'm in a.
there're three performances: one on friday night, two on saturday.
so that means one cast has to perform twice while the other performs only once.
so cast a is performing friday night.
cast b is performing sat night.
and the people who hasn't missed a single rehearsal is performing the sat matinee.
then see here, everyone has to be involved in all the performances even though we're not dancing, cause we gotta hold up these pieces of cloth for the people performing.
so like, on sat's two performances i'm just holding the cloth.
and i worked it out today, if i'm not there to hold the cloth, there'll still be enough people there and it won't screw up anything.
SO I'M JUST GOING TO PON SATURDAY PERFORMANCE WHOOOOOOO.

damn fun :D
today i ran 2.4

NAPFA
situps per minute: 45
inclined pullups per 30 secs: 20
sit&reach: 47/49 can't remember :D
standing broad jump: 185/196 (don't ask.)
shuttle run: 10.26/10.56 can't remember. :D
2.4: 15.56

i'm very proud of my achievements cause i improved from last year :D
cept for the stupid standing broad jump >:|
especially my 2.4!
i got like, barely c last year.
i can never do well for 2.4, i suck at long distances :(

my back still hurtssss.

2008-04-27T23:00:00.000+08:00

heh heh today i didn't go for ballet cause my back hurts.
something is seriously wrong with my back la.
i'm going to see a doctor tomorrow.
i hope i don't have osteo or anything.
stupid maddy scaring me.
i'm damn frikkin dead.
CHOIR CONCERT AND DANCE CONCERT ON SAME DAY, SAME TIME.
HOWHOWHOW?!??!?!
i guess i can't go for choir concert then :(

yesterday!
met up with erica and went to cine for lunch.
ate super awesome BILLY BOMBERS!
their food is seriously gooooood.
we camwhored alot :D
went for ballet, and it was suppose to be our class photoshoot.
gayest shit we didn't take it cause two people didn't turn up.
STUPID TWO PEOPLE.
(sorry nat :D )
i had my hair all gelled and all :(
hate gel.
i love erica the superawesome lunch buddy.
i love issy the superawesome FUTURE MODEL!

2008-04-26T00:29:00.001+08:00

haha super cool i created a new blog cause orangetwilight is so.
out. :D
today i went to study with the gang, that i'm not in btw.
theo and jiehui and gideon and jewel and megan and ca.
so fun.
i did my homework!
i feel so guai.
choir concert on 28th june!
buy tickets from me!
super awesome :D
haha okay byebye i'll go promote my new blog now.